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Tuesday, February 28, 2012

jennifer lopez oscars

jennifer lopez oscars

jennifer lopez oscars, Jennifer Lopez provided the Oscars with possibly one of the most uninspiring "wardrobe malfunctions" of recent times when it was fully clear whether the star's dress had slipped as she opened the envelope to announce the winner of an award alongside Cameron Diaz at last night's ceremony.
With Angelina Jolie already making a show of herself by revealing more than a little leg as she presented an award for Best Screenwriter, the internet was ripe for an evening of meme making, fake
Twitter accounts and blogs, Jolie's leg suffering the fate of all three. As Lopez tight-fitting dress drew attention it looked like it was about to kick off all over again, with a Twitter account called Jlosnipple appearing and making numerous witty posts including "If you were a nipple for one day...which event would you make an appearance at? Super Bowl? Check. Oscars? Check. Oscars JLo."
However, disappointment for any Lopez and/or nipple fans; according to her stylist Mariel Haenn the slip never happened. "The Oscar dress was custom-made for Jennifer by designer Zuhair Murad. The dress fit perfectly to her every inch," Haenn explained to Mtv, "There were cups built in and there's no chance that there were any how do you say? 'Slips.' While the dress did give the illusion of sheerness, jokes on everyone who wishes they saw something!"
The awards are only half the fun at the Oscars -- everyone knows that the fashion on the red carpet is just as important.

And like every year, the 84th annual Academy Awards included both stunning ensembles and dreadful gowns. Click through the gallery (above) to see what worked, and what didn't.No wonder the writer of this piece on Oscar best and worst dressed did not want to put his or her name to the piece, because it is utter rubbish. Just because you have to choose some really bad dresses, please actually use the eyeballs you were given and engage your brain before making your choice. By pronouncing stunningly beautiful dresses such as the one worn by Viola Davis as having a horrible colour, you force us to ask - are you actually looking at your choices?? The dress was excellent and looked wonderful on Ms. Davis, suiting her skin colour and all. She looked totally radiant!!

And yet you gave the thumbs-up to the Melissa McCarthy, when the whole effect looks like (*BURP*) the Christmas plum pudding!!! Absolutely ridiculous!!!! Judy Greer looks like the silver filling to an Oreo, and gets another thumbs-up. And it must be pure jealousy that drove you to vote down Jennifer Lopez' dress, which recalls the glam days of the 1930s. She definitely has the body and wonderful café-au-lait complexion to pull it off.

Let me take a guess - you were too incompetent to make a decision, so you took all the photos and ran up a flight of stairs to the top floor of the news building and then threw them down, and the ones that landed at the bottom of the stairs you gave the thumbs down to!!
Jennifer Lopez, who presented last night at the 84th Annual Academy Awards with Cameron Diaz, avoided what could have been a major wardrobe malfunction. The pair, attempting a lame Oscar joke, quickly spun around and announced the winners with a few laughs. Diaz summed up the presentation saying, “Sometimes you’ve got to take a chance!”

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